Microsoft teams with Nigeria to fight scammers

I learned something new today. Okay, I learn something new every day. However, one of my favorite things is knowing the back story of a situation. In this case the email that reads:

“I’m the former wife / employee / son / attorney of a deposed / deported / deceased official of the department of treasury / banking. I need your help in recovering ELEVENTY MILLION, TWELVITY HUNDRED THOUSAND dollars / pounds / kruggerands which were seized when my husband / employer / father / client was removed from office / removed from the country / vaporized by a toilet seat from a space station. I cannot reach these funds without outside assistance as they must be moved to a neutral country, blah, blah, blah”.

These scams promise recovering riches from an individual which can only be retrieved with your help. They involve your calling or writing someone, and at one point, you’re asked for your credit card: more than once (from what I hear).

Seems Nigeria has had enough of these “419” scams (named after the section of the Nigerian penal code which addresses fraud schemes); they’ve been around since the early 1980s in one form or another. News.com: “Nigeria enlists Microsoft to fight spam scammers”.

    These are always false and always a scam. If you get one you think is compelling, check out the sites. If you still think it’s the real deal, call or write me, and I’ll help you research it.

Watch the movie tonight, "the DVD is in the mail"

Interesting proposal from Comcast; they’re talking about offering a Pay-Per-View (PPV) movie with a DVD in the mail a few days later. The price is looking like about US$17, which isn’t far from the going rate of most DVDs.

CDFreaks just posted “Comcast proposes video on demand with a DVD follow-up”.

This isn’t far from my thinking in my “Theatre and DVD: Mind the Gap” last month. I was noticing the early releases of DVDs are typically “bare bones” (i.e., lacking significant special features), with a follow-on DVD around the holidaze. The studios get to piggyback on the marketing programs, folks like me get the DVD in our hot little hands and if the special features are good enough the next time around, I might pick up another copy.

Comcast’s idea is interesting to me, though. Instant gratification, and a DVD trophy for my shelf.

Redirect from http to https in IIS 6.0

In an earlier post “IIS: Redirect from http to https”, I presented a script for redirecting from http to https in IIS 5.0.  Turns out things have changed for IIS 6.0; here is the updated script:

If Request.ServerVariables("SERVER_PORT")=80 Then
    Dim strQUERY_STRING
    Dim strSecureURL
    Dim strWork

    ‘ Get server variables
    strQUERY_STRING = Request.ServerVariables("QUERY_STRING") ‘response.write(strQUERY_STRING)
    ‘ Fix the query string:
    strWork = Replace(strQUERY_STRING,"http","https")
    strWork = Replace(strWork,"403;","")
    strWork = Replace(strWork,":80","") ‘response.write(strWork)

    ‘ Now, set the new, secure URL:
    strSecureURL = strWork ‘response.write(strSecureURL)
    Response.Redirect strSecureURL
End If

An inclusive rewrite from the comments:

<%@Language=VBScript %>
<%
‘response.write("Request.ServerVariables(""HTTPS"")=" + Request.ServerVariables("HTTPS") + "<br />")
If Request.ServerVariables("HTTPS")="off" Then
    Dim strSecureURL
    Dim strPortNum
    strSecureURL = "
https://" + Request.ServerVariables("SERVER_NAME")
    ‘response.write("Redirect URL:" + strSecureURL + "<br />")
    strPortNum = Request.ServerVariables("SERVER_PORT")
    if strPortNum <> "80" and strPortNum <> "443" then
        strSecureURL += ":" + strPortNum
    end if
    ‘response.write("Redirect URL:" + strSecureURL + "<br />")
    strSecureURL += Request.ServerVariables("URL")
    ‘response.write("Redirect URL:" + strSecureURL + "<br />")
    if Request.ServerVariables("QUERY_STRING") <> "" then
        strSecureURL += "?" + Request.ServerVariables("QUERY_STRING")
    end if
‘response.write("Redirect URL:" + strSecureURL + "<br />")
Response.Redirect (strSecureURL)
End If
%>

Another comment: a file-based solution:

<%
If Request.ServerVariables("HTTPS") = "off" Then
    Response.Redirect "
https://" & Request.ServerVariables("SERVER_NAME") & Request.ServerVariables("URL")
End If
%>

What is "Lorem Ipsum"?

I just love knowing the back stories.  We’ve seen a variety of sample documents generated in Office applications containing readable, yet unintelligible text, beginning with “Lorem Ipsum”.

Lipsum.com tells us what “Lorem Ipsum” is (dummy text, originally used by the typesetting industry), and why (readers can be distracted by printed content) it exists.

The site features a page to generate some for yourself!

Original Posting: September 2, 2005

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 5 – I play Craps

I play craps. I separated this bit from the rest as it’s more about my play than the trip itself.

I’m not going to teach Craps in this post; there are many sites that outline the rules; here’s one: http://www.ildado.com/craps_rules.html. Note: there are TONS of sites with the rules, but most are come-ons to online gaming. This one offers rules only (although there are lots of links on the page to online gaming experiences).

I do not recommend playing online except for fun. Most sites let you do this, and it’s a great way to practice.

I’m just going to cover my play in this post; what I look for, how I start out, when I quit. Caveats, as always: don’t try this at home (or in a casino) unless you get acquainted with the rules and have the requisite funding. Don’t ever bet more than can afford: if that’s zero, bet zero.

Casinos refer to me (and others who play like me) as “desperados”. We are not high rollers. We are typically solo players with small bankrolls. We play a tight game of pass and come, making the smallest “flat bet” allowable and taking the “free odds” bets the house allows. We tend to bet small amounts at the start, taking only two or three points (non-2, 3, 7, 11 or 12 rolls) at the start.

We set tight losing breakpoints. When we hit those breakpoints, we collect whatever’s left and walk away. We don’t go running to the cash machine or markers.

Once we’re playing with the house’s money (i.e., have won a few points), we’ll take more points and ramp up odds bets to the full house maximum (most casinos offer at least double odds; some go as high as 100-times odds). As a result, I look for casinos offering these high odds levels, or lacking that, at least double odds.

There’s a new odds wrinkle out there called 3x 4x 5x odds (where “x” equals “times”), where you can take higher multipliers of odds bets on different numbers (3x on the 4 and 10, 4x on the 5 and 9 and 5x on the 6 and 8). Old-time Craps players will recognize these as the single-odds multiplier allowances for the numbers, as long as you made your flat bets in units of 3. When playing on these tables, I start with double odds and as I accumulate some house money, press my odds to the maximum before pressing my flat bets.

When looking for a table, I seek evidence of “stability”, that is, the game has been going on for some time:

  • Drinks in various stages of consumption and replenishment; this means the cocktail server has been visiting over time.
  • Quantities of chips of varying denominations in trays in front of the players; the players have been taking wins from the table.
  • Point action on the table (money within the number boxes); the roll has been going on for some time.
  • A general air of enthusiasm; some cheering, encouragement, cries of “same good shooter”, etc.

I steer clear of tables with little activity unless I feel like “rolling my own” or are in the casino at off hours. I also steer clear of high-limit tables, preferring $5 tables with high odds (at least double).

When I play:

  • I start with the table minimum, ramping odds (true desperado style).
  • I “drop change” often when getting paid, so the dealer will give me larger denomination chips. These larger denominations go into the back tray.
  • I “color up” (exchanging lower-denomination chips for higher denominations; i.e., 25s to 100s) often, and either pocket the larger chips or move them to the back tray.

I never quit on a winning streak; I let the streak quit on me. I do this by setting close loss points at which time I stop putting money on the table and walk away when the play is done. If the numbers hit, I have more money to continue play, if not, I walk away.


This is part of five articles. While I saw / did enough for ten, these remained a part of my memory by the time I got to the keyboard. Links to all the articles follow:

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 1 – The Venue and the Kids

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 2 – The People and the Strip

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 3 – Sunrise on the Strip

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 4 – The Pink Chip

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 5 – I play Craps

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 4 – The Pink Chip

On the night of my Vegas all-nighter, I found myself at the Aladdin Casino at the darn-near south end of the Strip. I’d played there over the years, but not since they’d completed their total makeover, including the Desert Passage (shops and restaurants) It is quite a fantastic property now, and well worth a visit.

I was playing at one of three Craps tables operating at 2am. I’d selected a table that had many of the prerequisites I described in my “I play Craps” post, with an overabundance of noise and energy. Note that I’m typically the quietest person at the table. It’s not fear or lack of confidence: it’s just not my job to entertain or provide commentary.

I played at the end of the table next to a cheerful black man and his companion. He had a row of chips of varying small denominations, signifying he’d been playing for some time and had been pulling money off the table. Of all things, I noticed he we betting only the Field (a one-roll bet that pays on the 2, 3, 4, 9, 10, 11 and 12, with 20 ways to lose and only 16 to win), and yet he was well ahead, sending his companion to cash chips in twice after I arrived.

Then, a young Asian kid came up and dropped $1,000 onto a Field bet; he had another grand on the Field bet on the table immediately behind me. He won both bets, with the dealers commenting on the preponderance of Field numbers coming up. It was a great time to be awake and at a table.

I started as I always do (see my “I play Craps” post), and very quickly had all the numbers covered. The Aladdin allows the 3x-4x-5x odds, so I was able to start with a $5 flat bet with double odds and press the odds as I got money ahead. It was a great time to be awake and at a table (or did I say that already?)

After 20 minutes, I was up enough to take the full odds allowed and started pressing my flat bets. The dice were hitting all the numbers on the table, allowing me to take only a little money off the table (using the balance of the winnings for odds) for another 10 minutes. Meanwhile, the Field guys were still raking it in, missing only a few here and there (I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many 9s rolled in a Craps session).

At the point I had too many 25-dollar chips, I asked to “color up”, and lo and behold, was given a $500 chip. It was pink.

I’d only seen them before (I usually color up to 100-dollar black chips) when the Asian kid was pulling dough out of the Field earlier that night. I pocketed the chip, looked at a little less than $200 in 5-dollar chips on the table and set my walk-away point. That point came only a few minutes later as we couldn’t seem to get anything started, so I took my leave. The night had cleared a fair amount of dough: enough to fund the ‘dome and incidentals for the trip.


This is part of five articles. While I saw / did enough for ten, these remained a part of my memory by the time I got to the keyboard. Links to all the articles follow:

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 1 – The Venue and the Kids

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 2 – The People and the Strip

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 3 – Sunrise on the Strip

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 4 – The Pink Chip

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 5 – I play Craps

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 3 – Sunrise on the Strip

What’s a week in Vegas without an all-nighter? My knee-jerk response is “a week in Vegas? Are you crazy?
However, in that my days were spent keeping the kids entertained, I took a night for myself and had a great time. After the littles were tucked, I got on my way.

The weather was still hot (not quite the 107 we’d seen earlier in the week), but hot enough to drive me into every casino as I wended my way between the Circus Circus and the Aladdin.

Along the way I visited the Stardust, the Frontier, the Venetian, the Mirage, Caesars Forum Shops (which were closed, but the clubs were rocking), Caesars Casino (much larger than the last time I visited), Barbary Coast, Bally’s, MGM Grand and Paris. I noticed a definite “upscale” presence as I moved southward and think we’ll stay at either Treasure Island (now called simply “TI”) or Excalibur the next time we visit. The Monorail map is useful to see the properties.

I also got to play in many of the casinos on the list, taking or losing small amounts. I was really keen to see all the casinos, rather than settle down for a night of craps (but, I would have certainly stuck around for a promising pass). I was up about $200 when I got to the Aladdin (see “The Pink Chip” post). My Craps play is described in my “I play Craps” post.

Walking through the themed casino I saw lush gardens, tony restaurants and posh shops. Vegas is also big on décor, and everything is “just so” in the higher-end properties. Despite the fact I didn’t want to “miss” the Vegas experience, I kept my headset on (I listen to European Trance) while on the street. Dealers will politely request you remove headphones at the tables, as they’re keen to avoid any outside help.

Heh. As if outside help can beat the house. Whatever. Better to comply, rather than be booted. As much as I enjoy the Circus, it’s definitely the bargain end of the Strip. By the time I got to the Mirage and the Forum Shops, I realized it’d be worth a bit more in hotel to stay at the other end.

Returning to the Circus (I chose to walk back), I got to watch the sunrise on another beautiful day. I was not the least bit tired, but keen for a shower (still warm out) and a few hours sleep before we hit the ‘dome. Despite the lights and the traffic, sunrise on the Strip is an amazing transition time: It’s not so much as a transition from night to day; it’s more of a shift from brightly-lit night to tired day, as though the Strip itself wanted a rest from the action. There were a few moments of peace, but they were more of a sigh than rejuvenation.


This is part of five articles. While I saw / did enough for ten, these remained a part of my memory by the time I got to the keyboard. Links to all the articles follow:

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 1 – The Venue and the Kids

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 2 – The People and the Strip

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 3 – Sunrise on the Strip

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 4 – The Pink Chip

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 5 – I play Craps

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 2 – The People and the Strip

Vegas is an amazing place to watch people. You’ll see glamorous people, trashy people, silly people, desperate people. You might see all of the above attributes (and more) in a single person over a few hours’ viewing. Somewhere, there are some very busy “Dorian Grey” pictures. “What happens in Vegas”, and all that.

Steve Wynn seems to own everything. He built the Bellagio (great fountains, but very adult, artsy-fartsy and classy: no kids allowed except registered guests) and now has a hotel named “Wynn.” (note the period). Like Trump, he thinks it enough to describe the offering in a single-word sentence that resonates with potential customers. Branding is an amazing thing. Oh, Wired picked up the story on this hotel, “Move Over Pyramids, Wynn’s Here”.

Speaking of Trump (the Donald), I read that he’s breaking ground across the street from Wynn. It looked like a residential tower, but I’d be surprised if it didn’t include hotel / gaming.

Speaking of Trump again; Ivana has lent her name to a high-rise called “Ivana”. See “Wynn.” branding notes above.

Walking the Strip is a treat, if the weather isn’t too hot. Note that one day it was still 107 at 6pm, so walks typically occur between casinos to get out of the heat. The bus runs up and down the strip at all hours of day and night, but it can be full at peak hours. It comes often, so is worth a shot if you’re on a budget.

The new monorail is a big bragging point for Las Vegas. Built and funded without public dollars it is a smooth, air-conditioned ride between the Sahara and the MGM, with stops at Bally’s, Flamingo, Harrah’s, the Convention Center and the Las Vegas Hilton in-between. Three dollars for a single ride, $10 for an all-day pass. The all-day pass is a bit spendy and cannot be shared, so we opted for the “ten rides for $20” package and took two trips en masse during the week.

Of course, Seattle is still fighting for our new monorail system. We keep voting for it, but it keeps not getting built. Amazing that we voted down two sports stadiums, twice, and they got built. Only in Washington.


This is part of five articles. While I saw / did enough for ten, these remained a part of my memory by the time I got to the keyboard. Links to all the articles follow:

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 1 – The Venue and the Kids

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 2 – The People and the Strip

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 3 – Sunrise on the Strip

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 4 – The Pink Chip

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 5 – I play Craps

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 1 – The Venue and the Kids

I took the family to Las Vegas for vacation this year. Due to work schedules and complimentary flight tickets, this occurred in August, by far the hottest (and busiest) time of year. The heat I expected, but candidly, I had no idea it’d be so busy: who the heck goes to Vegas to escape the summer heat of Seattle?

Lots of people, it would seem. We stayed at Circus Circus on the strip; check-in would have taken two hours, if not for “No Wait” check-in. If you stay there, use the service (you have to call their 800 number a day or two before you check in). We got two adjoining rooms (one dark and quiet, one light and noisy) for the five of us.

The Circus is known to be a “kid friendly” hotel, rife with clowns, circus acts and a cool midway (dads: if you’re losing at the craps tables, make yourself feel good by winning a stuffie for your kids). That said, I saw the hotel more as “kid tolerant”; we all know the littles aren’t allowed near the gaming (they can pass through, but must keep moving), but there’s really no other activities to keep them busy.

Well, that’s not entirely fair. There is stuff to do, all at a reasonable cost, with parent supervision. The Circus boasts the Adventuredome, “Five Acres of Indoor Fun”, essentially an indoor theme park with a midway and roller coaster. We did two days at the ‘dome, in air-conditioned comfort. The kids got a little bored after a few hours, so we broke for lunch and naps and returned that evening on those days. I highly recommend the Canyon Blaster (roller coaster); it’s quite a treat: two inverted loops leading in to a corkscrew. Fun, and not as teeth-rattling as the Manhattan Express at New York, New York.

We also did the pool. A lot. For $5 ($2.50 at Target, I’m sure) we procured floating devices and the kids wore themselves out in the warm water. As our three kids are basically transparent, we used sunblock SP-googol to avoid burns.

What the Circus (and Vegas) lacks (well, we didn’t find it) is trusted, reliable and reasonable supervision for the littles so the adults can escape for a few hours. It’s easier to get a call girl to come to the room than a babysitter. We almost considered it. Okay. I’m kidding. It would have been less expensive to drop them off at the brothel 😛

We did our gaming in shifts, and divided and conquered the littles for other walks and magic shows.

Oh. Two words for magic: Lance Burton. See him at the Monte Carlo. Amazing slight-of-hand, tremendous act and very personable. My youngest spent some stage time with him (and about 11 other kids) making a parakeet named Elvis disappear. She still talks about it on a daily basis.


This is part of five articles. While I saw / did enough for ten, these remained a part of my memory by the time I got to the keyboard. Links to all the articles follow:

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 1 – The Venue and the Kids

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 2 – The People and the Strip

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 3 – Sunrise on the Strip

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 4 – The Pink Chip

Vegas Vacation Recap, Part 5 – I play Craps

Competition: Watching the Perimeter

I link to a range of topics in this forum. These references represent events and trends I’ve observed in my day-to-day work. While some links may appear to be in the weeds, many were acquired through a purposeful search, although, likely on a tangential topic. I post them because they “relate”; albeit mostly in my own warped little mind.

In this mode, I am tracking and doing work on several unrelated competitive issues and consumer opportunities. I wish to state that a real (and I consider reliable) way to determine consumer trends is to monitor the pocketbook of your target demographics: on what are they spending their money?

Case in point: a rise in pop and hip-hop music, Britney Spears and American Idol resulted in an opportunity for the Bratz dolls to compete head-to-head with Mattel’s Barbie (Baseline, August 2005, Case 177, “Barbie Lost Her Groove, Competitors Picked It Up”). The Bratz created a market amounting to nearly 50% of Barbie’s annual sales share in under four years, while Barbie’s sales were steady to lower.

The article describes how Barbie is in danger of being seen as a “baby toy”; as “age compression” (kids are growing up faster) takes its toll. This is interesting as well: my sons are knee-deep in “Half Life 2” for the balance of their summer vacation (only a few days left); one is twelve (going on sixteen), the other is seven. The seven-year-old has been immersed in first-person shooter (FPS) games for three years. That’s a long way from playing with Hasbro’s G.I. Joe.

Mattel’s response included the “American Idol” and “My Scene” dolls (the latter are coincidentally covered in makeup and injected with a bit of collagen). To further reach, the My Scene gang has several “webisodes” already. In fact, they’re planning a trip to Hollywood (to be released on DVD). My six-year-old daughter just scored one of the “American Idol” models for her birthday (she got to make her own selection when visiting her grandmother).

As Bratz stuffed a platform shoe in the door opened by the pop culture opportunity, other competitors have risen (Janay and Friends from Integrity and the Princess line from Disney, among others), and the market is getting crowded. Is Mattel out of the woods? Not yet, really, but they’ve learned some lessons and can potentially make good progress.

Let’s look at technology in this light. On what are the geeks and freaks spending their allowance? Some of their purchases are obvious, falling in the realm of “low-hanging fruit”. Gadgets are big; hand-held devices and beefy cell phones, albeit lacking standardized features for interoperability and access. Games like “Half-Life” and “Halo” dominate the market, spawning a number of wannabes. However, the wannabes in both zones rarely rise to the top: you need cachet to disrupt markets, much like Apple’s success with the iPod.

Now, how do you explain a game like Katamari Damacy? This implausible, first-person, immersive, non-shooter, roll-and-gather game thrives on the console platform, emptying piggy banks and wallets as it goes. The graphics are a bit on the cheesy side, but it has kids in the 6-14 age range captivated. The game describes well-defined goals and gives the player the means to make and track their progress. Is goal completion, i.e., “beating the game” all that matters?

I’ve taken a liking to Freelancer lately. I’ve even set up a server so I could play with my sons and their friends. This is a game that allows the player to behave in a mostly independent manner within a well-structured and highly-graphical universe. The player decides how they’d like to earn their keep and advance: as a hero, a trader, a pirate or more. There’s a lot of exploring, ship-to-ship combat and trading opportunities. There’s a story that serves as a tutorial to get the player up to speed (memo to the Freelancer team: I miss my Juni). You’ve seen this before: anyone who has played a multi-user dungeon (MUD) or any of the massively multiplayer games is aware of how attractive a virtual can be.

Yet, with all these interesting attributes, this game is mostly unheard of. It’s still played (released in 2002) and has a robust community who host forums and mods, but it’s not something you hear discussed at McDonald’s.

What of the business user? Well, there’s low-hanging fruit there as well, but solving a business problem doesn’t necessarily come in the form of a specific product, but rather integrated solutions. The baseline of a business user is pretty consistent, and likely includes: security, stability, productivity, scalability, and low TCO (business will refine the order of these bits to meet their needs). That said, what are the “wow” factors? I wrote an article on evoking a “wow” from a business user some time ago.

George Day, a Marketing professional at the University of Pennsylvania’s Wharton school recently wrote a Harvard Business Review article about scanning the periphery. In this paper, he cites several examples, including the effect of the “personal beer” experience: the rise of microbreweries and the effect on the majors. This article is referenced heavily in Baseline Magazine magazine (referenced above).

He also states that not all competitive risks come from rivals. Politics, society, shifts in the economy and disruptive technology can catch a market leader unprepared.

During the 1980s, Weyerhaeuser was doing business as usual: harvesting wood from forests in the Northwest and supplying the products to an increasingly-hungry building market. Environmentalists frequently (and accurately) accused the company of "clear cutting", thus disrupting the ecosystem and wildlife, and increasing the risk of erosion.

Amid a growing public relations crisis, the company adopted and made public their practice of replanting forests with saplings. The saplings would save the soil and provide haven and food for displaced fauna. Over time, the saplings would grow to trees, the result of which is a renewable resource to be harvested at a later date.

The company posted signs in the regions that identified the dates the forests were harvested and replanted. This tactic provided passers-by the means to admire the company’s forward-thinking handiwork. Their new slogan: “The future is growing”. Very nice, don’t you think?

All this happened in a “business as usual” environment: increasing sales and product demand, upper management who wasn’t listening to the pulse of the public and poor site selection and management. The site management bears special note: a particularly large clear-cut region was in the Washington state, right around the I-90 corridor through Snoqualmie pass. The bald mountains were enjoyed by around 32,000 cars and trucks on a daily basis, throwing wood on the fire (so to speak).

Even though Weyerhaeuser recovered nicely, they suffered a loss of goodwill with the public. Did this affect sales for those years? Not likely, as building was happening at such a rapid pace that consumers couldn’t get enough wood products. Today, the PR folks are ensuring the public knows about the company’s policies, they’ve published the informative “Roadmap for Sustainability” document on their web site.

While it’s critical to listen to your customers and watch your competitors, it’s also important to monitor community activity around your products and the space in which your products exist. Determine “who” is doing “what” with your products, and “how” are they doing it? How other products in your space the same? How do they differ?

Find the right people in your organization to gather and manage this kind of information. With this information, they can propose competitive responses, partnership strategies and other opportunities. When a threat arises, take heed and resist the urge to shoot the messenger.

Watching isn’t enough, however. You also need to be prepared to act when threats rise to the fore.