I need to find some projects in Germany ..

.. those that REQUIRE me to present in Berlin and plead with the locals to take me to Bond:

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DesignSpotter provides the image above and posts:

BOND is a restaurant in the glamorous style of the Bond films from the 60’s and 70’s, yet re-interpreted for modern sensibilities.

I’m sensible (usually) .. and I take my Mai Tais shaken (then topped with dark rum), not stirred. 😛

How Porn Changed the Internet

In a positively bawdy article (for Baseline, that is), we are treated to “Eight Ways Porn Changed the Internet”.

Highlights:

  1. Graphics. Gotta see the goo, that’s for sure.
  2. Streaming video. To be naughty, you need some motion.
  3. Bandwidth Requirements. For big graphics and great video, you need speed.
  4. Internet Payment Systems. Gotta get paid .. gotta get paid.
  5. Spam. Note: Baseline Magazine didn’t suggest that all the changes were good. 😛
  6. Internet Filtering. Can’t view that stuff at work, you know.
  7. Pop-ups. See “Spam”, above.
  8. Peer-to-Peer Networking. If not individual users, who could possibly store all those files?

There’s obviously a connection between IT and porn: note that the Adult Movies Video Awards Show is typically held at the same time as CES in Las Vegas.

Hmm ..

Supreme Court Rules in Favor of Public-Funded Special Education

Near and dear in my heart; my Hunter (a very special boy) attends a very special school. The school is quite effective, and I’m pleased with the results, but it doesn’t come cheap.

This, after his K-through-5 years in our local public school system, in which he was simply not challenged enough for his intellect .. he was bringing assignments home that his younger sister was completing easily. After numerous attempts to get him moved into peer-level mainstream classes in various subjects, we gave up on the public school district for him and enrolled him in APL.

From the article:

Under the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, the nation’s special education students are entitled to a "free and appropriate public education." Federal law calls for school districts to reimburse students or their families for education costs when public schools do not have services that address or fulfill the students’ needs.

The court ruled 6-3 in favor of a teenage boy from Oregon whose parents sought to force their local public school district to pay the $5,200 a month it cost to send their son to a private school.

Granted, there isn’t a program against which I can seek reimbursement .. at the moment, all I can do is call my attorney; not a pleasant (or rapid resolution) prospect.

New York Times:”Court Affirms Reimbursement for Special Education”.

Is the Cloud a Bubble?

We say "no" and so does Google, Amazon and others. We describe cloud computing as the future and are building tools to access data in the cloud (see Ray Ozzie in the MIX08 keynote). Collectively, there are lots and lots of data centers built and in progress to prove resolve in this arena.

The concept of hosting applications in the sky is as old as the first dot-com bubble (circa 1997-2000), when Application Service Providers made a valiant stand to build a business model to compete with self-hosted software. Besides lacking a reproducible way to do customizations and a tendency to over- or under-build their data centers, many of these companies didn’t have the financial legs to survive the customer learning curve; acquiring and retaining customers took time.

Most detrimentally, these companies lacked the trust that their cloud vision would allow their customers to regain control of their data in case of failure .. so the whole thing unraveled.

I was there, btw.

This model is significantly different. Data centers are owned by extremely well-funded entities, support both commodity and specific software components and allow the hosting of customer-generated code.

Today, Cloud Computing allows:

  • Fiscally-conscious VCs the ability to place a larger number of inexpensive bets, without having to deal with the cost and time associated with platform outlays. Further, if they hit a big one, scalability is built into the cloud by default, so no emergency (and time-consuming) build-outs.
  • Small development teams (or an individual) with vision and some coding expertise to host their dream in moments.
  • Businesses of all sizes to outsource commodity (and, for that matter, specialty) applications to reduce IT costs.

The world-flattening Web has leveled the playing field to a point where an online presence of the smallest quilt shop in the Midwest can compete with the Macy’s White Sale. Commodity components like shopping carts, electronic transactions and advanced product display / selection can be dropped into a project to monetize the owner’s vision.

Beyond monetization components, applications can be brought to life with a wide variety of real-world data: your location coupled with proximity to something you might want to buy, traffic or transit (you have to get there somehow) .. even knowing the weather can add value to an application.

All of this goodness is not restricted to the browser. The power of the client (mobile or PC-based) can be harnessed to access data stored in the Cloud, a fundamental basis for our Software Plus Services model. This model can deliver unparalleled user experiences across a variety of devices.

On the Cloud as a bubble; GigaOM disagrees in: "Bursting the Cloud Bubble: 5 Reasons It’s Not Just Hype".

:: gasp :: are we getting close to audio and power standards for devices?

My gosh, I hope so. The idea of carrying multiple power cubes is sooo 1975. I posted “Standardized Cell Phone Chargers by 2012” back in February, cheering that my HTC Fuze and Motorola Razr devices charged from the USB standard plug. While that’s good news, I am not happy with the HTC audio jack, requiring a dongle to connect for headset audio.

Seems like I’m not the only one: MobileCrunch posts “Long Live 3.5mm: HTC Makes The Switch”, cheering HTC’s decision to use a 3.5mm plug (the standard plug for cheap and expensive headsets) in future devices. Wahoo!

In the EU, power has been mandated .. The Jakarta Post: “EU, phone makers agree on charging standard”.

Fewer chargers and dongles .. that has to make everyone smile.

Speaking of Sushi ..

.. ‘steak’ Sushi, that is; enjoyed on a recent visit to Paris: Steak Tartare:

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Was my first, and was nothing short of savory and delicious. The bits on the top and bottom sides of the egg are capers, red onion, parsley and something (quite aromatic) I didn’t recognize.

btw .. they had Ahi Tartare on the menu, but as I can have that anywhere, I opted for this.

In an attention-starved world ..

.. shorten your name by reducing it to one syllable(?).

Case in point: “Windows Live Search” becomes “Bing”. I get this: with Google appearing as a verb in popular culture, it’s easier to “Google it” than it was to “Live Search it”.

The branding folks get it.

Now, if for attention starvation or because they sell much more than pizza, Pizza Hut is shortening their name to “the Hut”.

I notice a domain squatter is holding www.hut.com hostage at the moment .. perhaps there are some negotiations in progress. http://www.thehut.com is taken too (at the time of this posting; there is now a legitimate ‘the hut’ that sells stuff).

Note that Yum Brands (the world’s largest restaurant company) also owns the chicken place formerly known as “Kentucky Fried Chicken”.

Yum renamed the chicken franchise to KFC a few years back, and is now adding references to the brand to highlight their grilled offerings (“KGC”). This is all part of their “unthink” marketing campaign (URL removed as out-of-date) that includes a $9.99 bucket of grilled chicken. Not a bad option, actually.

Anyhow, back to shorter and shorter names. MSN Money posts: “Pizza Hut to change its name?”.

(the original story of this post: the rename is out of date. However, I’m keeping the reference post as other bits are relevant).

Two-for-One Graves

I don’t know if it’s funnier that it’s obvious that people aren’t dying to be buried in Indianapolis ..

.. or that the undertaker will be the last person to ever let you down ..

.. or that the MSNBC headline is “Dirt cheap: Cemetery sells 2-for-1 graves”.

You decide.

Actually, the GM of the cemetery runs the promotion every year around Memorial Day.

Cassie and I do the Mezza Dinner Thing ..

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.. while watching Disney the other night.

Tapenade, Hummus, basil, tomatoes, cucumbers, mozzarella, carrots and Ranch (she’s not too keen on Tapenade).

How Much Does a Troubled IT Project Cost?

Added costs, sure .. but it’s more than dollars. There are also human costs that are hard to estimate:

  • Wear and tear on your employees; those working on the project, as well as those in the organizations into which the project is upgrading / integrating.
  • Friction between managers, through escalations, downtime and defects.
  • Added stress to YOU .. even if you’re not hands on, or in the line of fire.

What happens?

  • Lack of QC at the project level.
  • Project management that, well, doesn’t.
  • Runaway scope (aka ‘feature creep’) or increasing complexity within projects.

What can you do?

  • Focus on project management: this is critical to completing projects on time and within budget .. it’s important to spot (and early) if things are going wrong.
  • Stress requirements and collecting use cases collection prior to cutting code.
  • Engage your integration teams early in the project; ensure that your output reflects the required input for current systems and that your required inputs can be acquired without disrupting existing systems beyond reason.

Yes: I used to do big projects. Now, I just remember the good old days.

Baseline provides us a great look into challenges like these in “The Cost of Troubled IT Projects”.