Password Strength Meter

The Password Meter site provides a handy little Password Strength Meter. If your password doesn’t rate in the green as ‘strong’, consider a new password. The rules include:

  • At least nine characters long.
  • Upper- and lower-case letters.
  • At least one number.
  • At least one special symbol (i.e., #, $, %, etc.).

Strong password examples; tested green in the meter:

  • DBU$er88
  • Str0ngP@ssw0rd (very strong!)
  • DBU$er88

Test yours and see!

Original Posting: June 24, 2005

Tortilla Soup

It was on an extended trip to Houston, staying in a posh Hilton that I discovered the ‘miracle’ of tortilla soup. Sounds silly, I realize; however, their rendition was a nice, brothy, tomato-based soup that satisfied the appetite without adding a lot of calories and fat to my diet. Beat the heck out of burgers and other beef products offered on the room service menu.

While my recipe doesn’t quite taste like theirs, I did get pretty close with the following:

32 ounces of chicken broth (prefer low sodium); 40 calories
28 ounces of diced tomatoes (prefer low sodium); 175 calories
8 ounces of salsa / picante sauce; 70 calories
8 ounces of chicken breast meat or 1 frozen chicken breast; 300 calories
6 ounces baby carrots; 90 calories

These ingredients total about 700 calories

Put all ingredients into a pot and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and let simmer 1-2 hours, stirring occasionally. Garnish with a pinch of parmesan, if desired. Serve with your choice of portion of tortilla or tortilla chips (I typically go without).

The ingredients make 4×175-calorie servings or 6×120 calorie servings; adjust calorie count for tortillas.

Original Posting: June 5, 2005

Only eating what you kill .. I tried .. but couldn’t resist

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg committed (in another year-long goal) to eat only what he kills.

Eccentric? Maybe. Being a billionaire has certain advantages.

Noble? I’m hearing. He’s secured the services of noted California chef Jesse Ziff Cool to help with the bits and pieces .. AND he orders off the vegetarian menu when eating in restaurants.

Yahoo News: “Facebook CEO promises only to eat what he kills”.

In other news .. Mr. Z supports the idea that “Kids under 13 should be allowed on Facebook”.

Actually, I don’t disagree. To deny social networking access to computer-savvy kids is a travesty  ..  place controls as you wish .. they might be in the form of parental controls or the ever-present router blocking. But collaboration in the ‘today’ space is a reality, and a necessary skill in our job markets.

While you’re at it, train the kids how to behave online .. how they want their online persona to appear to others. This reality will stem the tide of less-sensible kids taking videos of themselves shot-gunning beers or reclining on the double-yellow.

Memo to @Clear: Amazing @ 0115

This seems to be a “what can I say?” moment for me.

After three calls to Clear today, I actually got some useful information:

  • My tower is at 24th and 15th in North City
  • Both my devices are connecting to it
  • The tower IS overwhelmed during peak (most) hours.

However, here in the wee hours .. wowza!

Test Results
Initial test with the home modem, the Clear Modem – Series G in current run state.
Reboot the home modem, reconnect and test with same server. (didn’t bother)
Disable Wi-Fi adapter, test with the Clear 4G Mobile USB.

It’s capacity, capacity, capacity .. as in, there ain’t none during the peak hours. There’s an augment (capacity upgrade) planned ‘in the Spring’ .. last I checked, that is March 21st; a few weeks ago. As I just got billed for this month’s (lack of) service, I’m feeling a little miffed.

Time for another call to customer service. It will be fun.

April Fool’s Web Fun 2011

From LinkedIn, folks you may just want to know:

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From Bing, we get a playful seal:

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Google gives us body-motion-driven-GMail:

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Chrome gives us Chromercise, which are exercise routines for your fingers  (I’m not kidding .. but they are):

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CompUSA was attacked by aliens:

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Hulu did a Wayback Machine view of how the site may have looked in the early days of the web, complete with blue links and scrolling text (yuck) .. fortunately, the text takes you back to the modern version of the site:

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Speaking of that, here’s my original web site from June 2001:

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But: whither Facebook? What did I miss? I would have, at the least .. a funny hat:

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Yahoo was plain, but recommended the Yahoo version of Internet Explorer 9:

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MSN was plain too, but recommended the MSN version of Internet Explorer 9:

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Microsoft (corporate) didn’t join the fray.

What are your favorites?

Memo to @Clear: Where you’re good ..

.. you are VERY good.

This, from downtown Kirkland:

Please make this happen at home.

My Coffee Card (aka I knew I was on to something)

Drama ensues: My Starbucks Card application was suddenly absent on my Android phone.

A few months back, I was cheering the application that enabled me to pay for my Starbucks drink (of which, I order many) with my Android phone instead of my Starbucks Card. Not that my life depended on this, of course .. even I can do without caffeine. But .. still fun .. a bit of a cool factor .. and many baristas approved (there were cheers in the Kirkland Parkplace Starbucks .. I’m serious).

So, imagine my surprise while ordering my signature: triple-tall, vanilla soy latte (remind me to post the Haiku for same on this new blog) .. I couldn’t find the application on my phone. Embarrassed? A little .. but I still had my card, so I wasn’t carted off to the Starbucks prison.

The Internet rumor: Starbucks / My Coffee Card application developer (Birbeck) was served a cease-and-desist order for offering the widget. May be a rumor, but the foundation is based in the fact that an international corporation will try to protect their brand for an application that:

  • Displays a bar code to be scanned by the Starbucks POS system.
  • Presents current card balance and purchase history.
  • Presents “stars” balance (when you get 15 stars, you get a snail mail card for a free drink . Starbucks: this sucks, btw .. the free drink should be credited to the account to ensure the bonus is not lost).
  • Locates the closest Starbucks on Google Maps) .. including directions from my current location, courtesy of the GPS on my phone.

To me (as an end user) .. EVERYTHING above is goodness. So: Why would Starbucks object? Why did my “Starbucks Card” application disappear? Well:

  • Alphabetization. The word ‘My’ comes before ‘Starbucks’. I wasn’t looking for ‘my’ after the most recent application update.
  • Branding. Not the fun hot-iron-on-your-arm kind of stuff. Instead it’s the icky legal-that-lands-you-in-court stuff. You know court: horrible rooms with wooden benches where you get to listen to old white men drone on and on (no, no: not church).
  • Liability: Starbucks doesn’t want to be responsible for an application that has access to personal and financial data .. they might consider it if they owned the application, but common sense dictates the company protect itself for assets it doesn’t own.

So .. hardly a mystery, but great fun to research and collect content.

Oh: the new logo is kind cool (and may be the next thing for which Birbeck receives mail).

Plug: get the My Coffee Card Pro application for your Android .. only $1.99 (support your developer) from the Android Market.

Memo to @Clear: a kudos .. but why so un-clear?

I like Clear / Clearwire .. I like the concept, flexibility and pricing. Further:

  • I’m happy they’re trying to be friends with me .. and I’d like us to be friends. The company has a great product, right time and right place.
  • After going round with them on support chats and calls, I’d like to give the gang a kudos for trying to resolve my connection challenges .. and for their interim solutions.
  • However, after multiple contacts with their tech and customer support departments, unanswered questions remain.
    FWIW: I do not mean for this to be a negative post. I am not trashing them. I am staying as close to the facts as possible. I do not intend for this to sound like a rant; please comment liberally if I do.

For starts, I’m going to cover some history in an effort to set the stage.

Clear / Clearwire is a wireless internet service provider, connecting computers and devices wirelessly across far greater than home Wi-Fi distances. I first contracted with the service in August 2010, and enjoyed speeds up to 6 mbps down, 1 mbps up. While not setting any speed records, this level of service provides enough for my general purposes at home. The cost? $45 / month for the 6/1 ‘unlimited’ (quotes mine .. see below) package.

A month or so into the contract, download speeds became inconsistent and very, very slow, with no no real day part pattern: we had great speeds during peak hours during one night, and dismal speeds during the peak hours of the next. Late night / early morning speeds were typically better, but nowhere near the speeds we enjoyed the initial few weeks.

During my first IM chat with them, I went through several steps, including:

  • Checking the speed on http://speedtest.net.
  • Confirming there wasn’t “something on my PC”, i.e., a virus or other malware, followed by clearing my internet cache. Memo to Clear: get real.
  • Confirmed the three Rs of the wireless modem: reboot, relocate and refresh (they initiated a firmware patch / refresh on the last item .. and it disconnected my from the chat session).
  • Reconnected and re-tested,
  • Initiated another chat session (even though connected to different support professional, Clear keeps track of the chat records, so little time was lost).
  • I connected directly to the wireless modem (I use a firewall / router to protect my internal network and wanted to take that variable out of the loop).
  • Refreshing and reloading my address resolution protocol (ARP) entries. Memo to Clear: this isn’t for the novice user; I’m an experienced IT professional .. I only went along because I know how to fix it if it goes awry.

After all these steps, I was advised that “there is an issue with your account” and asked to call their toll-free line and speak directly to another support professional. Ouch moment here; if an account issue, why did we jump through all the previous hoops? “What is the issue?”, I ask. The reply: “All I can tell you is there’s an issue with your account and that you need to call in”. Clear: this is broken. Please give your level 1 support better information. Keep reading, and you’ll see why.

While on a short hold, I perused the Clear support forums (mentioned prominently during the hold recording). Wow! There are a LOT of folks who are complaining about bandwidth. I found a few threads that mirrored my own and recognize the support staff is exercising reasonable due diligence in ensuring no issues on the local side. I saw lots of references to ‘managed’ accounts .. translating to ‘managed bandwidth’ accounts .. further translating to a few possibilities:

  • You’re using too much bandwidth, so Clear is ‘managing’ (throttling) your download speed.
  • The tower to which you are connected is overwhelmed (too many users, or broken in some way), so Clear is ‘managing’ download speed on your tower so everyone some bandwidth.
  • A public safety / security issue exists, so Clear is ‘managing’ everyone in the affected area (likely well beyond your tower). This can be region-wide, and beyond.

When the friendly Clear support person got on the line, my first question was about the “issue with my account”. In (what I now recognize as) typical Clear response, I got a question in return: “Do you download a lot of movies, or torrents?” Umm .. no, no I don’t. I reiterated my question, trying to discover if the “issue with my account” is because of my usage, or a technical / tower issue. No Clear answer (pun intended) from the service professional. It was late, so I let it go for the night.

Over the next few months, speeds were up and down, and I made a few more calls. It all came to a head for me around February 1, when download speeds dropped to 0.30 mbps while upload speeds maintained 1.0 mbps. Something else was wrong.

Another series of calls over a few days. The following bits represent an amalgam of these calls, with my speaking with the next level of technical support and supervisors as a matter of course (I now have a history with Clear, it seems):

  • I assured the agent I had IT skills and a reliable network (some resistance, as they wanted to run through the gamut of local tests again). I pushed back on the local tests, assuring the agent that I had connected a Wireless Ethernet Bridge to my neighbor’s Comcast-powered network (with their permission, of course; I had set up their network, so they were willing to grant me the favor) and measured 10 mbps download through my router and network (wired and wireless, connected to different switches, to boot).
  • Another objection and question: “Do you download a lot of movies, or torrents?” Umm .. no, no I don’t. My account usage (available in the account management tools) demonstrates this as well.
  • Another objection and I assured the agent I could supply speed test logs for a wide range of day parts, demonstrating my network can accept their data as fast as they can push it down .. which, at times is pretty fast.
  • Last objection, assuring the agent my next call would be to customer service to cancel my Clear account, and the call after that would be to the Better Business Bureau. Aggravated? A bit, a bit.

My main issue: why can’t you tell me if I am being ‘managed’ because of usage, or something else? If it’s me, please tell me:

  • Why doesn’t ‘unlimited’ mean ‘unlimited’? My contract says ‘unlimited’.
  • If ‘unlimited’ doesn’t really mean ‘unlimited’, what does it really mean? At what usage level will I be ‘managed’? I can monitor my bandwidth, so at the least, I will understand.
    If it’s NOT my usage or my modem, please give me some information I can use.
    I stayed on it .. more calls, all with level 2 tech support and supervisors. I collected lots of fun facts:
  • The modem will grab the tower with the strongest signal .. regardless of the capacity / usage of the tower.
  • The user does not have any way to tell to which tower they are connected. However, the account management tools (currently in beta) allow the user to see the locations of towers in their area and Clear coverage for their location (nice, actually).
  • The user does not have any way to change the tower to which they are connect, save by moving the modem to another place in the house, rebooting and hoping another tower will step up.
  • The agent CAN disconnect the modem from the current tower, but on other events (including a modem reboot), the modem will again grab the strongest signal.
  • Second-to-last: the tower with the strongest signal is overloaded.
  • Last: the affected tower is scheduled for an augment (increased capacity), ‘sometime in the Spring’.

Ouch, that was painful .. and a shame I had to drag it out of them. I am guessing I have more tenacity than many other users; would have been far easier to have cancelled my account and selected another provider. Memo to Clear: please be more clear.

My resolution? Still a work-in-progress, however, Clear is working with me:

  • They provided me with a USB modem to test in my location (you’ll love the results .. watch for my next post).
  • They covered one month’s usage charges (I will revisit this in the next month or two with them if service is still poor).
  • They forward me to Level 2 support and supervisors before I even ask (I think they’re protecting their staff .. noble).

For that, I’ll keep working with them.

The Wii Didn’t Start The Fire

Thanks to Hunter for this clever video from last month. Fun:

The Wii didn’t start the fire.

“Visit milehightextclub.com ..”

“.. and be nice to your flight attendants”

This immortal wisdom is courtesy of former Jet Blue flight attendant, Steven Slater.  Good advice, but the rest of the story was too odd (and a bit fun) for me to pass up.

Steven is a spokesperson for Toktumi (“talk to me”, get it?), a virtual PBX provider for business. These guys provide lots of phone numbers to give your small business a big business feel. Toktumi is sponsoring a contest for the most outrageous in-flight occurrence sent via text message to 222-222-2222. The winner gets a pre-holiday shopping trip to New York City.

Who decides? Steven is also a judge, but in a slightly outrageous video he tells us the world will participate by way of Twitter, FaceBook and other social networks. Contest details? Get ‘em at http://milehightextclub.com/.

Thanks to CRN for “Toktumi Hires Infamous Jet Blue Flight Attendant To Promote "Mile High Text Club" Contest”.