Okay .. I’m the last guy on the Web to hear about ChuckNorrisFacts.com
June 16, 2011 Leave a comment
I’m certain that I am. Even Chuck Norris knows about this site!
For months, my kids have been peppering me with tidbits like:
- There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
.. I though they were just being clever .. knight puns, anyone?
There’s a site with lots more. Some favorites from The Man Himself:
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
And my two favorites (du jour, anyway):
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Get the Facts at Chuck Norris Facts.
Original Post: August 12, 2008