Could you have said more .. and still said less?
January 13, 2008 Leave a comment
Word salad from the label on vanity-labeled bottle of wine from a major purveyor of wines (some edits to preserve the identity of the sender), titled "A wine experience for discriminating tastes":
Impeccably chosen, cultivated in quality, fermented in spirit and matured in excellence, characterizes this collection.
A superlative wine, distinguished by varietals of consistency, excellence, delivery and longevity.
With its delectable smoothness, mingled with notes of exquisite finesse and robust complexity, (the wine) gives mouth-filling richness, excites the taste buds and stimulates the intellect, making it the perfect accompaniment for any dish.
From the first luscious taste to the sumptuous long-lasting finish, this wine promises to leave you in delicious winning satisfaction.
By the way: the wine wasn’t bad at all. It was free, and drank like $2. 😛