Windows Haiku

Ahh, the good old days .. every few years, these surface. I’m still looking for an updated versions; maybe I’ll write a few of my own.

This is the one I memorized to ensure I could correctly identify a haiku:

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

.. I’ve been using it as the model to create my Starbucks drink haiku:

Latte. Tall, triple,
soy, syrup of vanilla.
Thank you, but no sleeve.

It’s bad, I know. I don’t really pick up on the inner message haiku should contain. Maybe I won’t write a few of my own.

Here’s collection of mostly anonymous contributors: "Windows Error Haiku".

About Michael Coates
I am a pragmatic evangelist. The products, services and solutions I write about fulfill real-world expectations and use cases. I stay up-to-date on real products I use and review, and share my thoughts here. I apply the same lens when designing an architecture, product or when writing papers. I am always looking for ways that technology can create or enhance a business opportunity .. not just technology for technology's sake. My CV says: Seasoned technology executive, leveraging years of experience with enterprise and integration architectural patterns, executed with healthy doses of business acumen and pragmatism. That's me. My web site says: Technology innovations provide a myriad of opportunities for businesses. That said, having the "latest and greatest" for its own sake isn't always a recipe for success. Business successes gained through exploiting innovation relies on analysis of how the new features will enhance your business followed by effective implementation. Goals vary far and wide: streamlining operations, improving customer experience, extending brand, and many more. In all cases, you must identify and collect the metrics you can apply to measure your success. Analysis must be holistic and balanced: business and operational needs must be considered when capitalizing on a new technology asset or opportunity.

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