While Signing Homework Tonight ..

.. I read Hunter’s list of necessities for a six-day camping trip, which follows (copied verbatim from his assignment):

  • Twelve Milky Way® bars
  • A Sonicare® toothbrush
  • Colgate® toothpaste
  • The huge tent we have
  • Five sleeping bags
  • Five pillows
  • Cassie’s Pink Godzilla plush
  • Bug spray to ward off mosquitoes
  • Christmas lights
  • A generator (solar powered)
  • Basically, I need a U-Haul® truck to carry it all, and a few of it with my backpack.

Someone has inherited my love of camping comfortably .. along with my sense of humor.

Someone at the WHO is rolling their eyes over this report ..

.. well, over having to write this report, to be exact; from MSNBC: “Pork is safe to eat, health officials say”. Seems the World Health Organization (WHO) has been under pressure to make the statement, no doubt by the pork lobbyists.

From the article:

Pork, ham and sausages are safe to eat, the World Health Organization said Sunday.

"You don’t get this disease through eating pork, and therefore there is no reason to be afraid of eating pork or pork products," said Dr. Peter Ben Embarek, a WHO senior scientist on food safety. "As long as pork is cooked the way we normally cook meat, there is no problem and no risk at all to get this disease."

"There is no reason to start destroying these wonderful, traditional cured products," Ben Embarek said. "You can continue to safely eat your prosciutto."

I can’t make this stuff up.

Jeez. I go away for a week .. and we build a campus mall?!?

MicrosoftCommons20090422Nobody tells me anything these daze.

I step out of town for a week, and voila, we have a mall!

This is all part of our new West Campus (created after tearing down shorter buildings a few years ago).

There are 14 restaurants and shops in the new mall and a soccer field to “boot“.

The non-mall part of these buildings will house the Entertainment and Devices division.

Re-reading some internal threads, there is a pub in the mall .. around which there has been much drama.

The pub will serve beer and wine after 3pm, or as part of catered events.

It will even be open during lunch hours for, well, lunch.

I hear of subdued opening ceremonies (no, Bono won’t be in attendance).

Seattle Times: “Microsoft workers get their very own mall, The Commons, on corporate campus”.

Mobile Phone International Roaming Tips

I had the pleasure to visit Moscow to work with my Strategic Emerging Business Team (SEBT) counterparts, partners and startups. It took only a tiny bit of research to discover that Moscow is the most expensive city in the world for a business traveler .. mobile phone roaming is only the start.

How expensive? $5.99 per roaming minute through my carrier. Wowza!

Thanks to my connection to a friend in the phone biz (who did the bulk of the work so I can enjoy this blogging moment of glory), I have some high-level tips (details and use cases below):

  • Obtain an unlocked mobile phone. Either advise your SIM-based carrier you’re traveling overseas and get the code from them, or buy a new unlocked phone on EBay. An unlocked phone lets you insert a SIM card that is seen as local to the country you are visiting.
  • Obtain a local pay-as-you-go SIM card for the countries you are visiting. You can do this in advance (links below), or once you arrive. With a local SIM, inbound calls are dirt cheap and outbound local calls are charged at local rates (which will vary by provider). Both are far less expensive than an international roaming rate in ALL cases. Also, with pay-as-you-go, you can add minutes at kiosks and know exactly how much you are spending .. no nasty surprises on your credit card statement.
  • If you are a PDA / Smartphone user, be prepared to carry two phones; one for data (even if by tether) and one for calls.
  • If you simply cannot live without data (I can’t), use your regular US-based phone for data, BUT:
    • Consider tethering your phone to your laptop and using the data connection from your laptop to synchronize your phone. This way, your calendar will be up-to-date.
    • Ask your provider to block international calls on your US-based phone while you’re traveling. Carrier terminology is “voice restrict” (just in case you get a newbie on the support line). Restricting overseas voice calls prevents the minimum one-minute charge for an incoming call (even if ignored and sent to voice mail).
    • Sign up for an unlimited international data plan with your cell phone provider rather than buying pay-as-you-go packages (which expire at the end of each month). Some due diligence on this is in order, of course.
  • I use AT&T as my mobile provider. While there are other SIM-based carriers out there, AT&T has done a glorious job of connecting all their (partner) networks for a seamless experience.
  • If your home-based business contacts (or loved ones, for that matter) are keen to reach you, obtain an US-based international forwarding number you can update on the Web. There are nominal costs to set up, and an annual charge to have this service, but it means you will always have a US number you can share. Note: do not forward your home or office phone as you’ll pay international charges for the call. Caveat: your company may have a service; check with them first. I like to use the service because it is a predictable cost; no surprises on my credit card. As you change countries and buy local SIM cards, update the forwarding service on the Web.
  • If you’re going to participate in conference calls, obtain the local number for the dial-in if your company or provider has one. With your local SIM, it’s a local call at outbound rates.
  • If you’re going to make a lot of out-of-country calls while traveling abroad, consider a local bounce-back service depending on the inbound-versus-outbound rates in the country you are visiting. In Russia, it’s a slam dunk ($5.99 per roaming minute); in some other countries, it may not matter as much. To use a bounce-back, you you dial the local bounce-back service number (local outbound call at local outbound rates) and hang up. The service calls you back (inbound call at local inbound rates) and asks you to dial the international number you want to reach. End result: you’re able to make an international call at local inbound rates. Note: the bounce-back service typically has a per-minute charge. However, this charge will be much lower than international rates.

I acquired an unlocked GSM phone and selected InTouch to arrange my international roaming. For my Moscow trip, I purchased:

  • A Russian SIM from MegaFon (Russia-local cellular provider) featuring:
    • Inbound calls at $0.01 per minute for MegaFon-Moscow network numbers and federal numbers subscribed to BeeLine, MTS and MSS Moscow (926 area code).
    • Other inbound calls at $0.09 per minute (including international).
    • Outbound calls at $0.03 per minute for MegaFon-Moscow network and federal numbers subscribed to BeeLine, MTS and MSS Moscow (926 area code).
    • Other outbound calls at $0.19 per minute.
    • Inbound SMS is free. Help your folks learn to send you texts prior to calling.
    • Outbound SMS at $0.03 per message.
      For other details, please see the InTouch SIM home page.
      Note: be sure to keep your SIM topped off; you’ll find kiosks all over Moscow.
      Note: if traveling outside Moscow, be sure to check the InTouch SIM home page for rates and other details.
  • The InTouch SmartForward service (US-based forwarding), featuring:
    • A US-based number (800 / 866 numbers are available) that forwards to a foreign SIM card.
    • Pay-as-you-go pricing at VOIP rates (quoted at the beginning of each call).
    • Automatic reload at $50 increments (despite the number of calls I was making, I never hit this).
  • The InTouch Bounce Back Plus service (callback service), featuring:
    • Trigger callbacks by local phone call, email or text messages.
    • Low-cost inbound calls from the system attendant.
    • Low-cost international calls via VOIP.
  • Unlimited international data roaming from AT&T. For my Microsoft phone, the domestic roaming service costs $45 / month. Adding the international brought the total monthly cost to $65. We get a discount from these retail prices, so this was a slam-dunk to keep me connected.
  • InTouch also sells / rents unlocked mobile phones if you want something new with a warranty.

Clearly a lot of information herein. Please let me know how I may clarify or expand.

The Worst Microsoft Product Names

We have tons of them, and only recently, I learned that code names need to be “places” (although i can think of several exceptions).

PC World treats us to: “The 10 Worst Microsoft Product Names of All Time”.

Back from Moscow

 KremlinBasil000_Stitch20090310Amazing trip.

Thanks to my SEBT colleagues in Moscow for great meetings this past week in Russia.

It was a highly successful visit, connecting with all the right people in the government and VC community.

Long story short: these are some incredible people; really smart folks, with whom I engaged.

I am honored to have been accepted into their midst.

Certainly, not all work and no play .. I had time to do a few walkabouts.

Time for lots and lots of pictures.

My hotel was a block from the Kremlin, in the heart of of the shopping district, right in the center of town.

275px-Mosmetro2008Seriously in the center of town .. check out the Metro (METPO) map; my stop was dead center, at the intersection of the red and green lines; my station name starts with OXO (click the image for a larger version).

I was glad I bought a new coat for the trip, and that I had a hat and gloves.

A scarf would have been a welcome addition .. stylish, to boot.

I got quite adept riding the Moscow Metro system to get most everywhere I needed to go.

The key for me was noting the first three (Cyrillic) letters of the last stop (to ensure I was on a train going in the right direction) .. reach out to me (opsan@opsan.com) if you find yourself traveling. Happy to assist.

Despite excellent directions (Metro only gets you to the target stop .. not to places above-ground), I did get lost once; just once.

That said, I feel you never really know a city until you’re lost in it 😛

I couldn’t have asked for nicer weather, albeit a bit cold. Nice and clear, as you’ll see from the pictures.

Three things that surprised me about Moscow:

  • Pineapple. It was everywhere: at every breakfast, in sauces and as garnish for dishes. I’m guessing that as it’s a great source of Vitamin C, and oranges don’t grow in the climate, that it’s a treat, yet a dietary staple. Other Tropical or “down-under” fruits made an appearance: Kiwi, Papaya, Mango. My guess: Cuba and the need to avoid Scurvy.
  • The employee-to-customer ratio. In every business I observed, there were receptionists, waiters, managers .. plenty of folks to take care of customers. Most weren’t very busy; there were lots of paperback novels and Sudoku books to be found .. but they were definitely on duty.
  • Even with such over-staffed conditions, service wasn’t very good, even at the nicer places I visited. Umm .. it was downright bad, actually.

Some links:

Kids made out like bandits; I brought Cassie a Matryoshka doll, t-shirts and Cossack hats for Connor, Conner and Hunter.

What .. Can’t this guy read?

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Barry Manilow: A Weapon of Mass Destruction?

No. No, he’s not. So says Paul Lonsdale to The Associated Press, when asked:

I did not say Barry Manilow is a weapon of mass destruction.

Well, that’s good news .. I think he’s a pretty smart guy.

Turns out, the New Zealand city of Christchurch is keen to pacify, or rid themselves of unruly teen-age kids loitering in the mall. They feel that adding the crooner’s tunes to their music mix will convince these kids to settle down, or move on.

MSNBC: “Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats”.

Windows Live Writer and .Text

Did some digging and sorted a better way to configure my .Text blog with Windows Live Writer. Granted, this wasn’t exactly how I wanted to spend a few hours; my Dell system developed video card issues and had to be sent into the shop .. I sit here with a huge “LOANER LAPTOP” sign on my cover .. won’t that look good on stage tomorrow? 😉

.Text is a predecessor to Community Server (which is a pretty spiffy tool). However, I’ve not upgraded as of yet as I’m thinking I’d like to host this blog with a third-party provider rather than on my own.

WLW is pretty adept at detecting the blog host you’re using .. it just doesn’t detected .Text as of yet. However, thanks to the MetaWebBlogAPI standard, you can configure it by including the string:

https://blog.opsan.com/services/metablogapi.aspx
(noting that that is not a physical file on your hard drive)

When WLW makes the call, it finds the API and off you go.

The best part: this is better than my previous solution (“My first Windows Live Writer Post”) as the API supports pulling a post down from the server and editing it in WLW.

Whoops: Did I say “Cloud-Line”?

aYup: I did.

On-line, off-line and “Cloud-Line”.

The latter being a paradigm where information or services in the Cloud are accessible from a local or web client for consumption by the content owner, or their designates.

Seems like it was forever ago that I coined: “Wetware”, as in hardware, software (obvious) and “Wet-Ware”, describing those of us who are (closely) human, and interact with computers.

I rock.