I had an incredibly splashly coffee mishap at the hotel this morning, rendering my favorite cargo shorts unusable for the day (or forever, from the looks if it). Despite the lather-rinse-repeat treatment, they remain horribly stained and reside soaking wet in my Tumi.
Fortunately, a 24-hour Walgreen's came to the rescue (well, I went to them to get rescued) with a nice pair of khaki shorts that are comfortable, roomy and just my size.
Unfortunately, they're for dames, not for dudes. Of course, with my un-tucked Polo, no one can tell the difference.
Well, I can: there's no zipper. No belt, either, just this handy drawstring, like a bathing suit. Unlike a swimsuit, there's no "package control" inside, but my tighty-whities see to this nicely.
The zipper thing puzzles me though: there's a flap like as though there's a zipper therein, but nothing underneath. The flap, not the shorts.
I get that there doesn't need to be a zipper (for all the obvious reasons), but it's a bit unusual from my (grunt) male perspective nonetheless.