My name is Michael and it has been six months since my last cholesterol test.
I just got the results and I'm happy to report: down again; the good one is up and the bad one is down. 10 points below my IQ :D
Now, as soon as my body weight is lower than my IQ, I'll be a happy (and slender-er) guy!
Hrm. 'cholesterol roll' sounds like I'm sitting atop a deep-fried, breaded-in-cinnamon hamburger. Yuck.